Bald And Proud Pillows

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"A shave and a shine."

"...and how would sir like it?"

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Good idea, John. I've never thought about growing my comb-over according to the prevailing winds.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"So there are a few side effects. You have got your hair back, haven't you?"

'I believe 10% of men are bald.' - 'Yes the 10% is this bit on top of the head.'

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

Combs for the old.

An unseasonal gust of wind at the Toupee Convention.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Hedusa

Baldness Facts

'Don't be silly. It must've just been a random selection of sounds she made... How could she have called you 'an old slap head'?'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'Yes, I'm a bald headed chicken farmer. Why do you ask?'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'On me 'ead son!'

...taken my toupee for a walk...

'One good thing about baldness, it's neat.'

'For example, a person might be without principles and yet be bald.'

'That will be seven pounds, Sir, two for the cut and five as a search fee.'