Bald And Proud Prints

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"A shave and a shine."

"...and how would sir like it?"

'The dog's scooting on your rug.'

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

"I'm infected!"

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Good idea, John. I've never thought about growing my comb-over according to the prevailing winds.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

The Telly Savalas of porcupines

Bird landing on egghead monk

"So there are a few side effects. You have got your hair back, haven't you?"

'I believe 10% of men are bald.' - 'Yes the 10% is this bit on top of the head.'

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

"Face it, Herb, you're a Bald Eagle. Combing your hair over the top isn't fooling anyone."

Combs for the old.

An unseasonal gust of wind at the Toupee Convention.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Compensating? What do you mean?

Hedusa

Baldness Facts

'Don't be silly. It must've just been a random selection of sounds she made... How could she have called you 'an old slap head'?'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

At the Hair Club for Men's extreme-testing facility.

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

'Yes, I'm a bald headed chicken farmer. Why do you ask?'