Bald Is Bold Pillows

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

'You've got dry scalp.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

The shape of things to come

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Well, did it work?"

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

Comb over club.

Combs for the old.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'