Bald Brilliance Pillows

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Intellectual Property

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

The shape of things to come

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Lion Toupee

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Comb over club.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."