Bald Brilliance Gifts

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Intellectual Property

Snail Pattern Balding.

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Lion Toupee

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Comb over club.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'