Balding Beauty Gifts

Lion Toupee

"Be creative...!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Balding Autumn Tree.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Rosie Cheeks

Flying carpet

Whale Pattern Balding

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

Whale Pattern Balding,

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'