Balding Beauty Gifts

Lion Toupee

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Balding Autumn Tree.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Whale Pattern Balding

Flying carpet

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Rosie Cheeks

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.