Balding Beauty T-Shirts

Lion Toupee

"Be creative...!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Balding Autumn Tree.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Rosie Cheeks

Flying carpet

Whale Pattern Balding

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

Whale Pattern Balding,

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'