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"Be creative...!"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Male Pattern Baldness

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Trawling for Fish.

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Dog

Lion Toupee

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'Happy 50th PBS.'

'We need to pull the plug on this radio show - there's too much dead air.'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

Whale Pattern Balding