Ballooning Buff T-Shirts

'Just kidding, sargent

Santa's Hot Air Balloon.

Balloon Hoax Copycats.

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

"No, that's not an old-school pop up ad. That's a hot air balloon."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Be creative...!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hot Air Balloon

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Ballet Lovers

Easter Egg Delivery

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'The first act of air rage'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Artist painting a dancer.

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"