Ballooning Buff Gifts

'Just kidding, sargent

Santa's Hot Air Balloon.

Balloon Hoax Copycats.

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

"No, that's not an old-school pop up ad. That's a hot air balloon."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Be creative...!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

Hot Air Balloon

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Ballet Lovers

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Easter Egg Delivery

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'The first act of air rage'

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Termites!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Artist painting a dancer.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.