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'While the court is sympathetic, I don't think the law recognizes hot air as a trade secret.'

"We worry more about deflation."

Helium frogs.

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

"...seemed like a good idea at the time."

Monk Jokes

"That's a good height for social distancing."

"Take it. It's your bonus."

Macy's announces a new hot-air balloon for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

"Same old torture, but the view should be terrific!"

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

Dollar sign balloon.

( Psst! ) Hey buddy...wanna get high?

Groundskeeper mowing lawn with balloons.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"I knew her when she was just a stray. Now she's making a fool of herself in a room full of balloons."

Balloon Man

"When I have one left I feel like a total idiot!"

Chinese Spy Balloon

The Vineyard

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

The Garden

Champagne Bubble

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Ballet Lovers

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"