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"Well, Count, they look good for another five-hundred years."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Getting to Know You

"Not now, Oliver."

How am I abducting?

The Family Joules: Part 22

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Get on with it!

Early accounting scandals.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

COWMIKAZES

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Flying in Formation.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Take it. It's your bonus."

Hyenas as Pets

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Evil Villain.

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'