Baldness Buff T-Shirts

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Hair Tonic'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Baldness Facts

'This is for your toupee.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Be creative...!"

Ed's receding hairline!

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Bad Scalp Day

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Hare restorer.