Baldness Solutions T-Shirts

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

Bad Scalp Day

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Hare restorer.

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'