Ed's receding hairline!
Baldness Balancer T-Shirts
Gift a t-shirt that boldly embraces baldness with witty slogans and fun designs. Perfect for casual wear and making a confident statement about self-acceptance.
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."
"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."
"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."
Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"
"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"
Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?
Money mangagement see-saw.
New Hair Cloning Technology.
'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'
"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."
Baldness Facts
"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."
"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."
'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'
'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'
"Wig or the wisp?"
"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."
"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."
"All in favor of toupees, say aye."
"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."
"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."
Bad Scalp Day
"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"
How Chickens Deal With Baldness.
"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'
Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.
I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!
"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."
'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'
'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'
Baldness Balancer T-Shirts Collection
Baldness Balancer Mugs
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Baldness Balancer Pillows
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Baldness Balancer Prints
Browse our art prints that artistically honor baldness with humor and positivity, perfect for decorating any space.