Baldness Balancer Pillows

Ed's receding hairline!

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Money mangagement see-saw.

Baldness Facts

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Bad Scalp Day

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Falls at work.

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."