Baldness Banisher Pillows

'I see they're having a wig sale at Carpeteria.'

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

Bad Scalp Day

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."