Baldness Embracer T-Shirts

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'I told Fred if he wants to feel the wind rushing through his hair he'd better unbutton his shirt.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Baldness Facts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Bad Scalp Day

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'