Baldness Observer T-Shirts

"I guess you could say my life is boring. Last night I binge watched my husband's hair recede."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Baldness Facts

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!