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'Please visit my website.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Bearded Leftie.

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

"It makes you look old."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Two men in barber shop

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Beard fails

Bearded old man atop mountain.

My Life in Beards.

Facial hair continental drift.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'At least your stubble is evenly distributed.'

My beard's at the awkward stage.

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage