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Beachcomber wears his hair in a combover fashion.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Is it just me, or do you get the feeling we're being used in some sort of cover up?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Bearded Leftie.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"It makes you look old."

Beard fails

Two men in barber shop

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Bearded old man atop mountain.

My Life in Beards.

Facial hair continental drift.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

New Hair Cloning Technology.