Baldness Observer Prints

"I guess you could say my life is boring. Last night I binge watched my husband's hair recede."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.