Baldness Jester T-Shirts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Is that a toupe?

'I bet you show that photo to all your customers!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

The barber

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Baldness Facts

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Never poke fun.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

"Wig or the wisp?"