Baldness Jokester T-Shirts

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Comb over club.

"Well, did it work?"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Combs for the bald.

"I thought we said no presents!"

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'

Custer's Last Strand