Baldness Jokester Pillows

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Comb over club.

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Combs for the bald.

"I thought we said no presents!"

Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!

'How long has it been since you visited your mother?'