Baldness Comedians Pillows

Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"Well, did it work?"

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Comb over club.

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Wash and Quo"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"Lose the rug."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'