Baldness Comedians Gifts

Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Well, did it work?"

Comb over club.

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Operator, get me my hair!"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

"Wash and Quo"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Lose the rug."

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'