Baldness Embracer Gifts

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'I told Fred if he wants to feel the wind rushing through his hair he'd better unbutton his shirt.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Baldness Facts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Bad Scalp Day

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

We are 50 going on 15...

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.