Baldness Embracers Gifts

"Make it sassy, Jim."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Balding gnomes

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Baldness Facts

Anxiety of Change

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

Bad Scalp Day

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'