Baldness Buster Gifts

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Bad Scalp Day

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Baldness Facts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"Just take a little off the top!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Hare restorer.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'