Baldness Buster Gifts

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Bad Scalp Day

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!