Baldness Solutions Gifts

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Ed's receding hairline!

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Baldness Facts

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

Bad Scalp Day

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.