Bald Eagle Buff T-Shirts

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Be creative...!"

Get on with it!

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Baldness Facts

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Planner at work.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Dog

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Blackbirds.

Centurion in a Shower

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Jens Stoltenberg.

Wild Window Washers

Sympathy

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Leave it alone, Larry...those things are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol!"

Kid cleaning balding head.

A bald eagle approaches middle age.

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.