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'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

Kid cleaning balding head.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I'm sorry, son. My father was bald, I'm bald and you're likely to be bald too."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Paralegal eagle.

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Eagle

'Look ... A fresh one!'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"The way I see it, justice delayed is that many more billable hours."

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

QC appointments fall to all time low.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

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