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How Democratic Socialism Really Works

'Yes, you can go out, but remember, I can spot you from a long way away: You'd better behave!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'Peekaboo!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Paralegal eagle.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Plastic?"

Funky Facts: Elephants.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Fault of the Fowl

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'