Eagle Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

How Democratic Socialism Really Works

'Yes, you can go out, but remember, I can spot you from a long way away: You'd better behave!'

Golfer and the Eagle

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Peekaboo!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Paralegal eagle.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Plastic?"

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie