Bald Eagle Enthusiasts T-Shirts

A bald eagle approaches middle age.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"They're so like us."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'It's a chicken.'

Paralegal eagle.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Buck Naked

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

Dead animal toupee.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Eagle

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

QC appointments fall to all time low.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'