Bald Eagle Enthusiasts Prints

A bald eagle approaches middle age.

"They're so like us."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'It's a chicken.'

Buck Naked

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Paralegal eagle.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Dead animal toupee.

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

Eagle

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

QC appointments fall to all time low.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'