Bald Eagle Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

Kid cleaning balding head.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I'm sorry, son. My father was bald, I'm bald and you're likely to be bald too."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Paralegal eagle.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Eagle

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"The way I see it, justice delayed is that many more billable hours."

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

QC appointments fall to all time low.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."