Bald Eagle Pillows

'How would you like your hair Sir? Up? Down? Flying around looping the loop or defying the ground?'

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Clive Anderson

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

Eagle

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk