Bald Eagle Humor Lover Pillows

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Fake."

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

A bald eagle approaches middle age.

Kid cleaning balding head.

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

A home where the buffalo roamed.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"I had that dream again where I was flying."