Bald Eagle Humor Lover Gifts

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'You've got dry scalp.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Fake."

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"Well, did it work?"

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Combs for the bald.

Kid cleaning balding head.

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age.

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

'...and stay out!'

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

'...And I say, the hell with natural selection and let's just eat the nice fat juicy ones.'

A home where the buffalo roamed.

"I had that dream again where I was flying."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."