Bald Eagle Buddy Gifts

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Insect extinction

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

"I think we have run out of time..."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Snow is falling...

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Meet the Beetles....

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

Freezing

'Thanks for keeping my eggs warm Liz... Hope I haven't been too long...'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"I surprise you every year!"

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

Turkey Owl

"Are you foraging underwater or is this a booty call?"

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Where are you flying to?"

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'