Bald Eagle Gifts

'How would you like your hair Sir? Up? Down? Flying around looping the loop or defying the ground?'

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Clive Anderson

The shape of things to come

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Eagle

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Combs for the old.

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'