Bald Beauty T-Shirts

Recap after use.

'Occasionally, I like to wear my hair up.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Balderdash

'He used to have long,wavy hair-now it's just waving goodbye!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

The shape of things to come

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Lion Toupee

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.