Bald Beauty Prints

Recap after use.

'Occasionally, I like to wear my hair up.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Balderdash

'He used to have long,wavy hair-now it's just waving goodbye!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

The shape of things to come

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Lion Toupee

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"