Bald Beauty Champion Prints

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Lion Toupee

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Cat Medication

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Naturally curly hair."

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"