Bald Pride Champion Prints

Cat Medication

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bird landing on egghead monk

Combs for the old.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'