Bald Pride Champion Prints

Cat Medication

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"A shave and a shine."

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

The four stages of male hair loss.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Gay Pride

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'