Bald Beauty Champion Pillows

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Lion Toupee

"Naturally curly hair."

Cat Medication

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."