Bald And Beautiful Champions Pillows

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Baldness Facts

Balding Autumn Tree.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

The shape of things to come

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Cat Medication

"You need a haircut and a shave."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Combs for the old.

The four stages of male hair loss.