Bald And Beautiful Champions Mugs

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"A shave and a shine."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

Balding Autumn Tree.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Cat Medication

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Combs for the old.

Bird landing on egghead monk

The four stages of male hair loss.