Bald Is Beautiful Club Mugs

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"A shave and a shine."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Combs for the old.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"...and how would sir like it?"

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

'Shaving is better because no one can tell if you're really bald or not.'

'In winter no-one knows that you're bald.'

Hair Replacement.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!